Elliot – Summer 2026
Latest summer result: Wooden spoon (2025) • Best summer result: 3rd (2022)
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Entering his sixth consecutive summer tournament, our youngest ever competitor is now the real deal. Having spent the last twelve months climbing the greasy corporate pole, this man-about-town is a schmoozer, not a loser. Expect a lethal combination of professional swagger with youthful sporting ability – surely Kung Fu Panda will be unstoppable.
Joker: Basketball
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Summer 2026 event seeding
| Latest result | Best result | Seeding | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Golf | 1st (2025) | 1st | 2 |
| 2. Disc Golf | 5th (2025) | 5th | 3 |
| 3. Pétanque | 4th (2025) | 1st | 2 |
| 4. Basketball | 5th (2025) | 1st | 1 |
| 5. Football | 4th (2025) | 3rd | 2 |
| 6. Pool | 5th (2025) | 5th | 4 |