John – Summer 2014
Latest summer result: Runner-up (2026) • Best summer result: Winner (2025)
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In organising the 10th anniversary extravaganza John has done all he can to ensure he ends the weekend with silverware, including inventing a plethora of superfluous and tenuous extra trophies. The Cat's body has aged badly in the last decade but the mind is a sharp as ever, vital for tweaking the rules and skewing the events imperceptibly in his favour.
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