John – Winter 2018

Investigations this winter have revealed the shocking truth that John is a serial practicer. Not only has he taken his family bowling against their wishes - where he lost to his six and four year-olds - but he has forced his wife to play table football each night in the build-up, to 'test the equipment'. Will the practice make any difference? Not in those events surely, but he remains a slight favourite on historical longevity alone.

Joker: Darts