Latest winter result: Wooden spoon (2026) • Best winter result: Winner (2023)

Joint third favourite Clifford the Elder is now measuring his sporting triumphs in coaching achievement rather than on-the-field success. Whilst he may regard himself as a up-and-coming netball savant, his actions must speak louder than words in the Superstars battlefield. Should the playing cards fall more kindly for him he is a legitimate outsider, twelve years since his first and so-far only title.
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Table Tennis | W5 L1 | 15pts | 2nd | 1st | 20 | 20 | 1st | ||||||
| Arcade game | W1 L1 | 4th | 4th | 5 | 25 | 1st | |||||||
| Air Hockey | W4 L2 | 12pts | 5th | 3rd | 6 | 31 | 1st | ||||||
| Bowling | 125 | 2nd | 4th | 5 | 36 | 2nd | |||||||
| Table Football | W4 L2 | 12pts | 3rd | 1st | 10 | 46 | 1st | ||||||
| Darts | W4 L2 | 12pts | 4th | 2nd | 8 | 54 | 1st | ||||||
| Drinking Challenge | 15.0s | 6th | 5th | 4 | 58 | 1st | |||||||
| Poker | 5th | 4th | 5 | 63 | 2nd | ||||||||