Tom – Winter 2023

Tom is welcomed back to the starting line-up post-pandemic with a chronic shoulder injury, a complete absence of practice and odds that are probably too short. Like others in the field he's in marathon shape, having nobly walked/crawled 26.2 miles last Christmas for charity, but his best preparation could well be the investment in a new table tennis bat. If he wins a single game (all-time record P25 L24) this could be the best £2.99 he's ever spent.

Joker: Table Football